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Live Ugly Fake Your Death T-Shirt

$ 23.20 $ 29

Hiding in the dark, hissing at people, and eating garbage... Possums are my spirit animal. Don't live fast, OR die young. Live ugly, and fake your death just like a possum.

• 100% Ring-spun cotton for a comfortable, long lasting fit

• NO% Trash. We use the highest quality material & printing

• Free US Shipping and Returns so don't stress about sizing

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Unisex Apparel (Inches)

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest	34 - 36	36 - 38	38 - 40	40 - 42	42 - 44	44 - 46	46 - 48

Unisex Apparel (Centimeters)

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest	86	91	96	101	106	111	116

Measurement Guidelines

Chest

Measure under your arms at the fullest part of your chest. Be sure to include your shoulder blades. All measurements above are circumference (front to back of chest).