Live Ugly Fake Your Death T-Shirt
Hiding in the dark, hissing at people, and eating garbage... Possums are my spirit animal. Don't live fast, OR die young. Live ugly, and fake your death just like a possum.

He loved it. He loves possums and we both laughed really hard over the t shirt and it was nice to spread some joy in quarantine.

I’m overall pleased with this shirt. It was a purchase for my girlfriend. She is an ACO and has this obsession with opossums. She opened the package not knowing what it was, automatically fell in love with. The size fits her great (purchased a small - for 5’1” 100lb female). Shipping was quick. I’ll keep an eye out and continue browsing the site for more purchases.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make this tshirt in larger sizes! I absolutely MUST have one, but using it as a wall- hanging is NOT preferable to showing it off on my back!!!!
Hi Matt! I just wanted to let you know we have restocked this design in larger sizes (up to 5XL) as well as several other best sellers. Thank you for the comment! Gabe SaucerBoss
I love this company and this shirt!! I can't say enough about how nice they were.
my students loved it.