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Saucer Boss /ˈsôsər bôs/ (n) - Any person made from star stuff that likes to laugh.
Location - Los Angeles, CA
Company Intel - Saucer Boss is a carbon-neutral, humor based apparel company. We create high-quality, funny, often-weird t-shirts and accessories for humans (and other life-forms) that are uncommonly soft and still long-lasting. All of our product is designed and manufactured in the US.
Mission Objectives -
★ High-quality materials, hand-drawn designs, and latest printing technology
★ Stellar customer support
★ Have a net zero carbon footprint
★ Be like, funny, idk
Hopefully something from our brand makes you laugh through your nose, which is a high honor from our young, technology-adept online customers.
Agent Dossier - All joking aside, we aren't actually an Illuminati-funded psyops corporation. We are Patrick and Gabe, a couple of friends with a history in business and a shared sense-of-humor. Gabe is the designer and has the vision (although if you ask him "Why Saucer Boss?" he will only answer "It sounded better than Chonky Donks." Patrick handles logistics; he has the tools businesses need and the electrolyte plants crave. What?
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