I Love Trash T-Shirt
When you're awesome like a possum, but your life is trash. A screaming possum (opossum? pahsum?) sticking their head out of a trash can with the text "I love trash" around them.
• 0% Trash because we don't love it THAT much
It's very comfortable and not heavy or stiff, and have had several people ask where they can get the shirt. Love it!